theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

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Chugging Gatorade so I can do this piss test

Hello stomachache.

😖

The things I do for money

callmeoutis:

armorgan66:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

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thank you director fury

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godsgonnacutyoudown:

bitterloveandsweethate:

handpickedhappiness:

kenneth-munster:

This is the best thing I have ever seen!!

FUCKIT’S BACK!

OHMY.

IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.

godsgonnacutyoudown:

bitterloveandsweethate:

handpickedhappiness:

kenneth-munster:

This is the best thing I have ever seen!!

FUCK
IT’S BACK!

OHMY.

IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.

(via emtvacation)

undertherumtree:

iwannabeunderthesea:

ultrafacts:

More Ultrafacts

Moisturize me


Aquatic dumplings.

Raviolis?

undertherumtree:

iwannabeunderthesea:

ultrafacts:

More Ultrafacts

Moisturize me

Aquatic dumplings.

Raviolis?

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

(via dyelpeters)

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

dippincountryboy:

If she’s having bad day, take her down backroads, pull to the side of the road, and dance to some George Strait. It could make her day much better.

That’s how it’s done

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unsaturated-mangravy:

I think that if they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well. Because if a woman can’t back out of a pregnancy a man shouldn’t be able to either.

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